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Blog entries written by midwifemom
BFing Humor
(Wednesday, 13 August 2008) Written by midwifemom

Students in an advanced Biology class were taking their mid-term exam.



The last question was, 'Name seven advantages of Mother's Milk,' worth 70 points or none at all.



One student, in particular, was hard put to think of seven advantages.
He wrote:


1.) It is perfect formula for the child.


2.) It provides immunity against several diseases.


3.) It is always the right temperature.


4.) It is inexpensive.


5.) It bonds the child to mother, and vice versa.


6.) It is always available as needed.


And then, the student was stuck.
Finally, in desperation, just before the bell indicating the end of the test rang, he wrote:

7.) It comes in cute containers.


He got an A

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Starting a Business
(Tuesday, 05 August 2008) Written by midwifemom
When I thought of becoming a midwife, I never thought of the business aspect of it.  My focus was on getting to deliver babies and taking care of pregnant women.  Some days I feel very overwhelmed at the enormous amount of things to do to get a business started.  Every so often I slack off on it as well.  The hard part has been that some of it (like advertising or buying supplies) you can't do unless you have money coming in, but you won't have money coming in unless you advertise. 
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